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Dammit Carlos, this is about Kendall, not your stupid settlement!

I adore those curves!

the left side is what I’ve been urging you toward for several months. Congratulations!

You’re my thinspiration. Your diet is not my thinspiration. I am Paleo. I get a Double Meat, protein style, with BBQ sauce and extra crispy extra onions, with an Ahnold Pawmer. I also weigh 270 pounds. I look forward to being as svelte as your honorable father when he was competing in the Olympics. In the meantime, I look here for what I ought to be.

Have you read anytthing by the Bronte sisters? I did my senior capstone on Adolescence in Literature through Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte.

You are good enough
To not require makeup
Or a makeup chair

The over-whitened, washed-out look is incompatible with your vivacious, sanguine temperament. If it depicts some idea other than yourself, however, then it is an excellent work.